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malevalsmistress: Episode 240 When my monthly release is finally due, my Manageresstress has many options…one of them is to bend me over and make me ejaculate into my own mouth, making sure any spillage is scooped up and cleaned. This is sometimes
professionalfangirltrash: I dare you to look me dead in the eye and tell me that these two men aren’t exceedingly drop-dead gorgeous. Who’s with me? Well one of them is.
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I’m sorry but that goddamn poster makes me think that one of them is a young Fox Mulder and this is canonically a snapshot of his freshman years at the FBI academy.
I wrote this song a couple weeks ago. To me this song is about siblings who didn’t speak for years out of anger and then one of them dies before they are ever able to reconcile and forgive. It’s one of the saddest songs I’ve ever written
quackpiece: Baby Bartholomew Kuma (Requested by Suzuka67) There’s only a handful of things that’ll surely result in me squealing. Little Kuma is one of them. OHMYGODC'MEREANDLETMEADOPTYOUINEEDTOHAVEONEOFTHESE! *mouth foaming* QQ
shigtopia: AU where Erik comes home to find Charles doing yoga (or sth) and well, wants to join him. codenamecesare sent me a few prompts, this was born from the one saying: ‘one of them shirtless and flirting while the other is fully dressed and shy’
bumsrmytning: I wonder which one of them bred me… My pussy is so full of cum… I told every one of them I was protected… I am such a liar xx
You know the rules I set. If you want to cum at the end of our trip, you have to follow all the rules, and one of them is that you can’t be more dressed than me at any time. Yes, there are people walking down the path, and I’ve decided to give them
fuku-shuu: Collection of Official Otayuri Art by MAPPA (This includes any artwork where at least one of them is looking at the other) From Top to Bottom: Quartet in St. Petersburg - Spoon.2Di Volume 23 March 2017 issue inside feature lead art (Also
Watching people pull their hair out on tumblr because of my candy love is like cracking me up xD and yet i want to cry because I AM ONE OF THEM T-T
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dynastylnoire: lucidobscurity: creepylittlecupcake: geekgirlsmash: Any time someone asks me if “I’m too old for that”, I just direct them to Advanced Style. OMG YES This is wonderful! Hoping to be one of them if I live long enough. yesssssssss
We have 2 very headstrong dragonborn who are quite ideologically opposed, one of them is me, and the entire group is making hilarious shipping/sex jokes and it just got way worse because we ended up on top of each other don’t ask
valeria2067: oobiwan: me: *remembers that out of the three main protagonists of the new star wars movie not one of them is a white man. that the most shipped pair is an interracial coupe with a black and hispanic man and that we are gonna get a female
doc-tot: “Give me a healthy teen romance!’“Give me a queer couple!”“Give me biracial couples!”“Give me queer and biracial couples! And this time wlw”“Now give me a queer, biracial, wlw couple and one of them is deaf!”In conclusion:
imthehuggernaut: rthko: whatbigotspost: fiightingdreamers: this thread is the absolute holy grail of repeated self owns “Why don’t these people who my politics are personally hurting like me anymore!!!!!” Good for your family and friends. Fuck
THERE ARE TINY, PRECIOUS, NEWBORN KITTENS TWO DOORS FROM ME. ONE OF THEM IS BLOND AND THE OTHER IS BLACK AND I WANT TO KEEP THEM FOREVER AND NAME THEM THOR AND LOKI, BUT MY LANDLORD DOESN’T WANT US TO HAVE PETS :(
pekourl: hearing straight people talk about gay people without them knowing you’re gay is surreal. i feel like an undercover spy. they think i’m one of them
reapersun: i was invited to participate in berlynn-wohl’s seattle fandom jam even tho i’m not in seattle hehehe so they sent me some prompts to pick from this one was from dejectedarr, “One of them is turned into a cat and is not happy about
lintufriikki: Tanner and I have been talking about Star Platinum again so I had to draw some of them. First one is about Jotaro refusing himself to break down and cry, so instead his feelings channel to Star who then cries for him. The second is what
sharedtrauma:If Wayne Munson has a million fans I am one of them. If Wayne Munson has ten fans I am one of them. If Wayne Munson has only one fan that is me. If Wayne Munson has no fans, that means I am no longer on this earth.
My mom is looking for beachy wall art for the house and she was showing me some she was contemplating and one of them was thisAnd so I had to explain what loss.jpg is
imlizy:okay kid. heres the deal. if theres a pic of two cats cuddling thats me and my wife. if one of them is orange then the orange one is my wife because its her favourite. okay kid? alright?
jacensolodjo: pictures-of-dogs: devipotato:devipotato:does everyone just have one of those friends that’s really into bears. a bearfriend my favorite thing about this post is when someone with a bear-related url reblogs it because i know they’re
oobiwan: me: *remembers that out of the three main protagonists of the new star wars movie not one of them is a white man. that the most shipped pair is an interracial coupe with a black and hispanic man and that we are gonna get a female jedi as main
merwhore: everyone i’m attracted to is out of my league and in a different country
mondo: okay im p excited i pre-ordered two ps4 today„,one of them is for you guys! wow!! rules (read them all): reblog and like as much as you want make sure your ask box is open ok this giveaway is for my followers only (pls dont follow me if you
fangirlatlarge: captainarlert: fangirlatlarge: Why must fictional characters be so hot? Because if real men were that hot the earth would burst into flame then some people just want to watch the world burn. and one of them is me.
missespeon: pantaro: desidere: pantaro: Ironically, this made me see even more how they’re different, the opposite intention of the creator of this photoset and anyone who is still bothering with this vapid argument. yeah i heard one of them is
spookyspatula: lycanthropic: Running into closeted homosexuals from high school at the gay club which one of them is me
Besties!! I am sooo one of them! Who else is one of them with me??
nanditoxxx: not sure how this got here but one of them is me getting fucked. smh…
fizzy-dog: thedoubteriswise: the story: these characters are best friends! one of them is round and the other is pointy me, sobbing uncontrollably: oh my god one of them is round and the other is pointy
thoughtsuncontrolled: The fact that there’s over 7.2 billion people in the world and not even one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is extremely unacceptable literally same
lylylylylylylylyly:i only talk to three people everyday and one of them is me
hereforpizza: accioharo: surlelac: #there are films about dogs #and books about dogs #and entire television series about dogs #and not a one of them will ever explain dogs #as well as this one scene in this one kids movie that is not even strictly
olvidare: The fact that there’s over 7.2 billion people in the world and not even one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is extremely unacceptable
if you want a quick way to be my favourite person in the world then all you gotta do is give me one of the three games I want most in life and cant ever find: sims bustin’ out, disney extreme skate adventure and dogs life
olvidare: The fact that there’s over 7.2 billion people in the world and not even one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is extremely unacceptable.
venturing into a new part of dc tomorrow good luck to me
One of the instructors at work surprised me by giving me two cute, yoga jumpsuit thingys and they’re so comfy! Unfortunately one of them is short on my legs though, so I’m either gonna have to cut off my legs a lil bit or get them hemmed/cut
kampaisuchi: crownkind: dartty: crownkind: HARUMI IS SENDINH ME HORRIBLE PAIRING VIDEOS AND ONE OF THEM IS LIKE A DISNEY ANIMAL ORGY HELP ME SHE JUST SEND ME THE DISNEY ANIMAL ORGY ONE HELP TERRORIZING INNOCENT BLOGGERS EVERYWHERE NO NOT AGAIN
of the first two messages my boyfriend ever gets on tumblr not from me, one of them is from someone who is a giant anonymous asshole ah tumblr, thank you for being so welcoming
spectularmatures: I’m 19 and would LOVE to fuck ‘em ALL… mature babes are so appreciative to have an eager young cock pound their neglected pussies! One of them is Me
69shadesdarker: e-jack-ulation: robelessd: twinssss i want them both These twins make me feel some type of way and one of them is gay
ppdk: not-reality: krowzivitch: OC Pones Feel free to repost individual pics, I didn’t want to spam dumblr. Sorry about the delay! Hello beautiful ponies. I like there are two Jade’s in this set. I like it even more that one of them is me! Also
sairashard replied to your post “Now. Hear me out. Imagine. Tamamo x you.” According to multiverse theory you and Tamamo are girlfriends in at least one of them. So… Yay? i wanna be in the one where hakunon is the main character of last encore
Feeling pretty happy about a couple of the photos I took today tbh
